I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
"Yeah bae i can take it"
*sticks the tip in*
Hidden Beach on Marieta Islands, off the coast of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
perfect for school lunches
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone